why don't kids come with a mute button?

Wayne has not stopped chattering today...he usually talks a lot but today...arghhh....here's a sample....
'Mummy do you know what crocodiles eat?'
'No Wayne what do they eat?'
'Peas'...eh!!
'Yes mummy and they eat books and bookshelves, socks, dresses and guitars oh and teddies'

What????????????

Today we were one short again and had a quiet morning playing out, then the drop offs and pick ups and went to see Shel...yeh adult conversation...omg between O and his 'Debbie look' and constant repeating and Wayne and his jibberish it was great to have some adult jibberish..lol

There to school then bravely took 4 to asda...they were great, all helped and we had 3 in the trolley and S pushed...god I've got them well trained! Mind you we came out with raspberry ripple ice cream, a pineapple and choc crispies which weren't on the list!!
A man stopped me and said 'I was just thinking you were young to have all those kids so close together' ...'then I read your back'...wearing my pritchards playtime jacket...bless him....moi young....we had lots of ooing and ahhing though at them xx

Home to play out then all home and Ron and Wayne cut the hedges while I was supposed to be doing my end of month...but not in the mood so did quizzes on facebook and replied to emails....great though as Wayne continued his chattering with Daddy...but Daddy couldn't hear!! Wayne kept popping in with updates of what they were doing...I don't care.....leave me alone!!

Wayne tried the pineapple tonight and loved it and the plan is to make smoothies with it...if I remember to get the liquidiser out later!

My gran went for a biopsy today on her eye and neck, 5 stitches in her eye and one in her neck....eek...waiting for results now...told Wayne so I could warn him that when they come for tea tomoz she may look a bit bruised and he said 'Don't worry mummy I'll hide and not look at her' er no wrong answer son lol kids xxxxx